THRILL
DATE
8 December 2016
Event
Thrill

Venue
McLeod Center
Cedar Falls, IA
Main Event
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Opening
Earlier Today: The Lords of Asgard are walking backstage and The Judge and The Tribunal Deathdealer are walk right through them bumping all three members. The two teams face off and President Richmond tells them all to calm down and let's start off Thrill with a tag team title match.

So the show opened up with that Tag Team title match and they did not disappoint. These two teams battled all the way across the McLeod Center. The match ended with The Judge hitting the Gavel on Thor and winning the Tag Team Titles.

After the match, CPL Punishment comes down with all three titles. He said he'd been debating for the last 2 weeks what to do with the titles and after watching these two men battle he decided he wanted to see what they'd do with the titles. He gave the National Title to The Tribunal Deathdealer and the Bruiserweight Title to the Judge and left the ring.

The Judge took the microphone and stated it was Krampus season. Krampus comes and takes from children who are ungrateful and ungiving. Just like the NoW fans. Well he and the Deathdealer are going to be like the ancient Krampus lore. No time better than the present to hear that final toll. The Judge said this is the final time you will see them in a NoW ring. Krampus has come for us all. The Judge and The Tribunal Deathdealer hold the titles in the air as the lights go out. When they come back on...they are gone.

There is an awkward silence in the arena until 'Funky Boss' by The Beastie Boys plays and President Richmond makes his way to the ring. He says that while there may not be titles, there will be champions this week! He scraps the card for tonight and brings all the NoW Superstars except for the Heavyweight Champion to the ring for a battle royal. He says the winner will be the national champion, second place will be the Bruiserweight Champion. He also states that the roster will be split up into tag teams and we will have a tag team tournament tonight to determine the new Tag Team Champions as a Know Your Enemy preview!

BATTLE ROYAL ELIMINATIONS

Eliminated by in parenthesis
1. Levi Carmina (Dodson)
2. Rage Hammer (Thor)
3. Rowdy Richie (Thor)
4. Manslaughter (El Serpentie de Liga)
5. Oden (Big Crazy)
6. Tony Vasiliki (Kaiser)
7. Pace (Kaiser)
8. Donald Dodge Dodson (Italin Roc)
9. Italian Roc (Donald Dodge Dodson)
10. Dick Shrader (Big Crazy)
11. Dave Jumper (Big Crazy)
12. Thor (Big Crazy)
13. Axel Kaiser (Big Crazy)
14. Ambrosia (De Liga)
15. Mayhem (Sue)
16. El Serpentie De Liga(Big Crazy)
17. Sue (Bruiserweight Champion) Winner: BIG CRAZY (National Champion)

The first match in the Tag Title Tournament placed Enemies Tony Vasiliki and Axel Kaiser together against El Serpentie De Liga and Manslughter, who have had a pretty good rivalry themselves. The match ended with Vasiliki hitting a spear on Manslaughter and picking up the victory.

Levi Carmina and Donald Dodge Dodson met the legendary Lords of Asgard next. These one time rivals didn't work out so well as Oden hit the Ragnorak on Carmina to advanced the Lords of Asgard in the tournament.

The Masters of Blood, Rowdy Richie and Italian Roc tangled with Dick Shrader and Dave Jumper. Jumper and Shrader gained an edge of revenge over being eliminated from the battle royal by Big Crazy as Jumper hit the Jumping the Shark on Richie for the win.

Pace and Ambrosia continued their losing ways being defeated by Rage Hammer and Mayhem.

In Round 2 of the tournament the most unlikely of teams in Axel Kaiser and Tony Vasiliki defeated the Lords of Asgard with Kaiser pinning Thor.

Dave Jumper and Dick Shrader defeated Mayhem and Rage Hammer and earned a place in the finals.

We see a preview for Know Your Enemy that is now a week away, the Heavyweight Title Match will be Donald Dodge Dodson vs. the Italian Roc vs. The Champion CPL Punishment.

In the finals of the Tag Team Title Tournament Dick Shrader and Dave Jumper squared off with bitter Rivals Tony Vasiliki and Axel Kaiser. This was a back and forth match but the end came when Axel Kaiser was hit with a big boot from Shrader and Vasilki had a chance to break up the pin and didn't. Kaiser ended up tagging Vasiliki in and then powerslammed him, leaving him to the wolves. Jumper hit the Jump the Shark and pinned Vasiliki and they held the tag team titles high to end the show!